How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
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I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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