You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
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either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
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She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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