we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
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ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
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Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize