so explain again why im purple
no
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
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i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
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We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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