This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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