yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
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So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
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I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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