found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
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Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
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Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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