you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
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Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
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At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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