You're completely useless in the revolution.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
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FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
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This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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