This is not my ceiling
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
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matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
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I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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