he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
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corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
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What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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