My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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