why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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