Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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