I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
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2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
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I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Shame - the story of my life.
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