There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
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I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
You pole danced in your parka.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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