You're so nebulous sometimes
Swine flu. Run for my life!
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
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I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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