I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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