My brain says no but my pants say off.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
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Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
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I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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