so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
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No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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