I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
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