Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
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then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
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I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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