You work out of a Hotel?
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
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Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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