3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
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Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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