No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
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Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
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I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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