We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
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Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
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I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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