Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
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I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
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Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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