sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
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This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
people are starting to question the shark bite story
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
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I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
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