So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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