He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
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he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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