Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
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I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
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he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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