No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
You coming home soon, man?
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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
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I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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