ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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