What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
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For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
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NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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