...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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