Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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