Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
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Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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