you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
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Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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