the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
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A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
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Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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