I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
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I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
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Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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