on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
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Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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