video games are the ultimate cock blocker
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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