I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
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I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
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because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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