it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
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I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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