Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
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I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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