Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
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last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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