when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
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I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
You took a bar mat shot.
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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