Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
handjob tips. give me some.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
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How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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