I want to stick my p in your. b.
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
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he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
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Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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