He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
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Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
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rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize